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The Finkelsputzen English Language Inclusion Movement

By nickspoon

The Finkelsputzen English Language Inclusion Movement (FELIM) was started by myself in order to get this excellent-sounding word included in the English language. The reason? The English language does not contain enough amazing words. The Germans have a lot of them, and in order to restore the balance, this movement was created.

The definition of finkelsputzen is as follows:

finkelsputzen (n., plural finkelsputzenz) The rubber piece on the end of a toilet plunger, used to plunge.

As far as I know, we have no word for that, hence one is required.

Link this page to everyone you know, and get finkelsputzen to the masses!

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10 Responses to “The Finkelsputzen English Language Inclusion Movement”

  1. fishbong Says:
    October 12, 2006 at 9:37 am

    This word does not exist in the german language. The rubber piece on the end of the toilet plumber is called a Saugglocke.

  2. nickspoon Says:
    October 12, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    Congratulations, Captain Obvious. Please point to where I say finkelsputzen is a real German word. All I say is German has many awesome words. It is a bid to get this excellent word into the English language.

    Finkelsputzen for ever,
    Nick

  3. justthisguy Says:
    October 13, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Finkelsputzen for EVER!

    /hides

  4. the masked crusader Says:
    October 15, 2006 at 9:45 pm

    Finkelsputzen is the worst word ever.

  5. the masked crusader Says:
    November 11, 2006 at 5:24 am

    God nickspoon, go shove a finkelsputzen up your arse and leave it there. God.

  6. nickspoon Says:
    November 19, 2006 at 9:12 pm

    How sad. I really do pity you, “the masked crusader”.

  7. The Masked Crusader Says:
    November 26, 2006 at 8:59 pm

    Cheerio-o!

  8. Thorsten Georg Finkelsputzen Says:
    December 19, 2006 at 5:10 pm

    Finkelsputzen is not a real word. It is renowned name of a very noble family clan. The Finkelsputzen Clan are descendants of Graf Otto von Bismarck and Gräfin Judith von Hohenzollern. In the name of the Finkelsputzens I announce that there will be several law suits against you, in the US, in the UK and in Germany.

  9. Lame Says:
    February 23, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    This is so pathetic and lame. You wont be sueing anyone moron.

  10. Graf Adelodus von Hohenzollern Says:
    March 5, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren

    Hiermit zeige ich Ihnen höflich an, dass ich von Thorsten Georg Finkelsputzen beauftragt worden bin, die nötigen rechtlichen Schritte gegen die Verunglimpfung des noblen und ehrenwerten Namens “Finkelsputzen” einzuleiten.

    …und ich verspreche Ihnen, ich werde alle verklagen, WordPress, Nick Spoon, die ganze Welt und auch Sie, Herr Lame.

    Graf Adelödipus von Hohenzollern

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